This is the first Brown Whörnet™ product to come out on the new wonder material Vinyl™. This amazing new material is destined to make so called "compact" discs obsolete. How many times have you gotten your finger stuck in the hole in the middle of a CD? Vinyl™ records have a hole that is 2 and a half times smaller than the one on CD's. Now that's progress. Worried about your CD player's laser making you sterile? Vinyl™ record players have replaced the outdated laser with a diamond tipped stylus. And clinical tests have shown that Vinyl™ records are 10 times as absorbent as compact discs. Stroke the Apechild will leave you feeling confident, dry and secure. To order Stroke the Apechild, fill out the following form with your name, heiny size, and where you stay up at. Then hit the Enter button.
|
