Put the proven power of the Brown Whörnet™ name to work for you. When you become a Brown Whörnet affiliate, you will own one of the strongest brand names going. Just look at what has already been written about Brown Whörnet in such magazines as Adweek, Marketing Monthly, and Wall Street Journal for Kids!

  • Exquisite Corpse gives Brown Whörnet intellectual street cred. April, 2002.
  • Out of 800 bands, Brown Whörnet stood head, shoulders, and ass above the crowd at South By Southwest, 1999. They were so outstanding, they got mentioned in the L. A. Weekly, The Onion, and SEE Magazine
  • Our presskit has lots of other cool reviews too.

Here are many other fine things that people have said about Brown Whornet presented in a 
completely unattractive, barely legible collage, for your reading pleasure.