SHHH!
The secret is out.

The new CD from Brown Whornet. So secret that only 0.428571428571428571429% of the band knew of its existence. So secure that each CD comes with its own Brown Whörnet Rock Lock™. You'll be amazed, you'll be troubled, you'll be mystified. What will you find inside... the secret.

The Brown Whornet Security Council has given us clearence to let you hear part of the secret. To get the whole secret you must go here.

• What do I do if I lose the key to my Rock Lock?
• If I am not completely satisfied with the secret, can I return it and get my money back?
• Can I tell the secret to my priest / rabbi / or imam?
• Are there any guest performers on the secret?
• My pet or family member heard the secret and now they are acting strangely. How can I make them forget the secret?