Both of these "compact" discs are made from machine washable, heavy-duty, Smegkrolon™. Our patented process crams over 30 songs onto each disc. Smegkrolon™ is highly radioactive so don't forget to wear lead-lined gloves when handling these discs. Click on either disc to see a listing of songs and hear some samples of the music your franchise will be playing.

If you would like to order both of these discs and a Brown Whornet Noise Tape™ in a handy "Valu-Pak", just describe where you live below and hit enter. We will give you local pricing and the address of your nearest Brown Whornet™ franchise.