Imagine starting a band and having 50,000 people at your very first show, even if you've never played music before. This is what the Brown Whornet™ name can mean for you. Imagine starting a band and not having to worry about the annoying task of making up songs. What if someone just gave you the songs and all you had to do was learn them. That's what you get with the Brown Whornet™ franchise kit. You could be playing to sold out arenas every week. Now that's profit! All you have to do is follow the simple instructions that we provide.

Our scientific profitometric charts show that any group can be making up to $1,000,000 dollars a week just two months after becoming a local Brown Whornet™ affiliate.